Alarm goes off at 5.45, why is it always so hard to get out of bed? I
Directly head to make coffee, it’s too early for this!
How do people function uncaffeinated? Can’t remember,
Did I press the button on the coffee machine?
Alright, what do I have on my to-do list today? I
Don’t remember if I made my coffee or not, I
Head straight to instagram to see what’s going on
Damn! The coffee is cold
An email pops into my inbox
Do I respond or not? Not sure I have the answer right now. I
Have to get more coffee! I
Decide to look up the best Netflix series of 2022
Am I good enough for this job? Not sure
Did I make the coffee? I
Happen upon a training course that looks interesting whilst simultaneously
Daydreaming of quitting and becoming a yoga teacher
And then I remember that I hate yoga. I wonder,
Do dogs see in colour? I think I
Hallucinated that I drank my coffee again. I
Dutifully make a new cup
Accepting of my inability to drink a hot drink on time, I
Dive into my work emails. I
Hope that I don’t have too many meetings today, I ask myself
Do cats have belly buttons?